0: Listen bitch go back to your hovel
make like a dog and I’ll watch you grovel
can’t even stab me can’t even fight
for all of that bark there’s so little bite
keep packing your pistols, I’ll shoot my Uzi
I’ll hold my liquor, you’ll just get woozy
0: He won’t respond, mind you. He’s terrible.
((Credit @turbo-dick for writing this for me because i cannot rap to save my fucking life))